Koldar The Barbarian

• 08:08 @mirahowards what job! #
• 13:00 @mirahowards theyre sooooo crossed!!!!!!!! #
• 14:33 @4bit4 ill remember that when the slinkys i bought last week get tangled haha cuz i know they will! #
• 15:37 @korpsy they cant not get tangled. they get tangled so easiily! #
• 16:34 @SunnyCrittenden i liked it! although all the sad times pretty much reminded me of shitty times in life. and that sucked lol #

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merry christmas!! and hi to people i didnt know read this haha
christmas in moncton with julies family was fun. not nearly as awkward as i expected haha julies cute as shit haha i didnt think id ever see anyone thats 26 years old and thaaaaaat excited on christmas eve haha from like 5pm until 1am just pure hyper excitedness haha her family was cool too. her twin sister and mom and niece were around a lot. her other sister who is the mom of the niece dropped by for a few minutes so i barely met her. her niece is 7 and hyper and decided that me and julie were in love. it was quite the moment...or 5 minutes of her accusing us haha mm and now im eating a box of chocolates that julies mom got me! yup..the entire box haha soooo good!!

im back in charlottetown now and its lonely. no ones here! everyone at my house is gone and everyone from across the street is gone too. 9 out of 10 of us are gone.

now to watch a movie with ally haha

ooooh destination truth is on weeknights at 8 on...whatever channel im on haha kickass!!

• 07:12 its morning!!! just cleaning up and getting ready to go to Moncton! Never thought Id be so excited to go to Moncton hahaha #
• 07:59 @anville will you sleep through midnight again? haha #
• 08:02 @anville haha a stoner dude at work claims that movie changed his life...so clearly make sure youre stoned for the full effect haha #

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its christmas time! sure theres no snow outside except for a few tiny piles that used to be big ones. and i was just outside in shorts and a tshirt and wasnt uncomfortable at all hah but its christmas time! almost time to go to moncton! time for some julie...almost time to open presents. i saved the ones my mom sent (most of em lol) for christmas morning plus i guess julie got me something. woo! i just wrapper her gifts in some paper with martinis n shit on it and some stuff with green shit all over it. same paper actually just different sides lol i had to use green masking tape because the scotch tape is missing and the box for randy marsh is some like packing cardboard thing that came inside my camera i think. not even a full box. but makes a nice protective case to go around him. plus i took some bubble wrap from work the other day since its all over the place.

dentist gave me a new tooth yesterday so eating is good again lol its not really a new tooth...just mostly a new tooth haha i wish it was gold though. silver fillings are a fair bit cheaper than the normal white ones(apparently its normal haha when i used to go to the dentist they never had white fillings) so ive got silver fillings. and this new one is a big one so its almost like i have a silver tooth lol so close to being a high class pirate! haha

i like christmas! i like giving people presents. it sucks that for years christmas isnt fulla people for me usually. lately ive had one person to give gifts to. last year i had more but not fun people lol i like fun people. last year i had chelsea who i ended up totally spoiling since she had just got a wii and totally needed games n stuff. this year i cant spoil anyone cuz im poor but its fun gettin julie stuff. sadly i was poor but it worked out because making her randy marsh was awesome fun and she will love it!

• 12:16 after getting two teeth fixed this week i got an estimate for the rest of my teeth. its over $2000. so dont wait 14 years to see a dentist! #
• 12:32 @SunnyCrittenden damn haha i have none! but i can swing the urgent junk. the rest will just have to be taken care of slowly each paycheck. #
• 19:22 yay christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!! #

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so its the 23rd but it feels like the 24th. this is a strange christmas. for years now christmas hasnt been what it was when i was a kid. because im not a kid anymore. on christmas eve i can just go to sleep no problem. no staying up all night because youre too excited to sleep. but even thought its not christmas eve yet and im 30...this is as excited as ive been at christmas time in a long long time. tomorrow i get to see julie! also i get to get off pei for the first time since june. but its been over a week since julie left and ive missed her a ton. sure we talk a lot online still but its not the same. but tomorrow we shall be reunited! were having christmas eve in style with nachos and movies apparently. im pretty excited to spend christmas with julie! and pretty happy at how christmas is turning out this year.

went to the dentist again today. got more stuff done. and got an estimate for the rest. $2209!!! hahaha yeah....im special lol remind me never to wait like 14 years to go to the dentist.

I made him! Although his eyebrow fell off while I was taking this picture I'm making him a new one as we speak! So thats him!



p.s. Thanks Sunny for suggesting what to make him out of. That stuff is pretty cool!

• 13:05 another dentist appointment tomorrow. go me! #
• 15:24 ive reached a new hard point in creating randy marsh.....his chin and mouth. theyre lines on tv....but out of clay....lines just wont do! #
• 17:12 mmm i love packages in the mail fulla pot and candy haha #
• 17:27 shit. you wouldnt imagine a south park character to be hard to sculpt. then again i havnt attempted to sculpt anything in 14 years lol #
• 17:44 randy marsh is in the oven.....lets hope everything goes smoothly in there!! #
• 17:45 @mechemann lol who else! #

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randy marsh is in the oven. he turned out pretty good! im never totally happy with anything i do so i could make a list of things i wish i could have done better. but i still think hes awesome! once i get him outta the oven and he cools ill post some pictures! woo for making stuff!! its been too damn long!

• 11:29 @anville come to pei! i needed my old health card and that was it. didnt even take my old one away. my pei one doesnt even have a picture! #
• 11:44 3 extra large coffees havnt helped me figure out whats going on haha im just sleepy and confused today. #
• 16:50 making the coolest gift for julie! sometimes being poor brings out the awesome in christmas! lets hope gift making ends well so far so good! #

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randy marsh is in the oven. well everything but his head. im not done that yet. i decided to make him in a few pieces and crazy glue him together. so far all but his head is done. about 17 minutes until he is done in the oven. im hoping for the best. the best of the best. cuz holy shit have i put a lot of work into him. probably a good ten hours so far. probably more actually although i tend to just watch tv or movies as i go so its not hardcore time spent. but i do end up watching stuff i dont have to look at so i can pay attention to what im doing.

ill post some pictures later but so far it looks amazing. legs n feet are no big deal. fairly easy. but the torso is great. the hands are kinda hard to get right with that fimo stuff since theyre so tiny. the entire thing is going to be maybe 4 inches tall. so those hands are smallllllll and mine arnt haha so making em was a pain in the ass. not even sure how many hands i made before i got my current ones. i had final hands but then i accidently wrecked a couple while working. but right now torso, legs and feet are in the oven. after this is just the head. ive got the eyes mostly done (white circles haha) and a moustache and his head. just gotta finish the eyes and add a nose and mouth n stuff and then maybe a bit of a neck to attach it to the body and im done. i cant wait til its done! im hoping to have it totaly done tomorrow night. that leaves the next night just incase. then the day after that im off to moncton.

so 2pmish on the 24th i hop on a bus to moncton to see julie! i cant wait. and she sounds kinda excited too. its going to be fun and probably one of the strangest christmases yet lol stranger than banff thats for sure. but i dunno if it can beat last years christmas with the arson lol fresh outta jail and his family wouldnt talk to him so we invited him to our christmas...cuz...really....he fit in nicely lol

oh tim hortons...you save me! haha i end up at tim hortons far too much now that i work next to one and walk by 2 of em on my way to n from work...and within half a block of a third lol im on my 3rd XL coffee today. I tend to end up going on my break for coffee and a bagel if i have the money since at 6am i dont wanna eat but by 10am im pretty damn hungry.

so now that i will probably be hyper pretty soon i plan on finishing up julies stan marsh! lets hope i get it done. yesterday was a waste haha

So because my sister will only buy drugs and I have teeth in need of fixing the christmas money that was supposed to be for me and her from my grandma is now just for me. If I didnt have teeth that needed fixing and she wouldnt just go buy something she can inject into herself Id feel bad. But for now I feel just peachy about this idea!

• 10:03 @rulingatlife About 7 years ago I was like that. But I didnt sleep in. I just was lazy and made too much money haha #
• 14:07 @SunnyCrittenden haha for people not wanting to inturrupt thier tv watching unless its important lol thats great. #

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Well it took 3 days to get a response but seems $600+ for a plane ticket is ok....but for the dentist they can manange $250. Luckily thats enough to get my tooth fixed that broke and is constantly cutting the inside of my mouth its so sharp. So that rocks. I just hope I can get it fixed in the next week or so. Christmas is really screwin with these plans. But hopefully New Years wont get in the way too.

I got the 24th-26th off work for Christmas adventures. Its weird. In PEI theres no Boxing Day stuff. Everything is closed. I pointed out it was odd we were closed on the 26th and people were like "boxing day? Thats just the states!" haha I had to point out that its also most of the rest of the country.

PEI is a weird place. Just lots and lots of little things. I'd start listing them but I could go forever. Its mostly stuff that happens in small towns and then a buncha crap that just baffles everyone haha Weirdos.

• 06:39 apparently its -24 out...and i have to walk across town. maybe this could be my first charlottetown bus adventure! #
• 10:06 back from my bus adventure in charlottetown. i walked home cuz the bus was boring but i got stuff to make julies present! yay making stuff! #
• 14:36 @mirahowards hahahaha omg that happened to me at work once. and from the look on his face it happened to him too! #
• 14:57 @anville hahaha thats awesome....maybe? lol #

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• 12:23 @SunnyCrittenden you can make decent gluten free stuff. dunno how but the crazy girl i lived with all summer made banana bread and brownies! #
• 13:03 why do my hands smell like rubber gloves? #
• 13:14 @h2theq well i havnt been near rubber gloves all day...otherwise...maaaaaybe #

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just sent an email to some family members that were crazily trying to get me to fly to ontario to get checked out for cancer shit since they dont trust the east coast doctors. i told em what is really needed is dental work. theres 3-4 teeth i have to get fixed asap. plus general maintnance so my teeth stop falling apart lol one broke this morning just hours before i was off to the dentist to get the other tooth that was broken fixed.

so hopefully they realize that if the guy whos health theyre concerned about says "no i dont need to come to ontario what i really need is my teeth fixed" they will take the plane money they offered and give it to me for the dentist. if they dont....fuck em lol theres a 50/50 chance my family wont see it the sane way and instead will go crazy and ill get no teeth fixed and probably end up freakin out on em cuz they tend to be a lil irrational and just do the craziest things for unknown reasons haha but lets hope they see things my way. i need my teeth fixed and i cant afford it on my own til the summer.